Tuesday, December 8, 2009

1,547 Miles

Lots to post in the coming days now that things are easing up a bit for me, but let's get it started with formal notice that I'll be coming back to Dallas to ring in the New Year. I'll be arriving on Tuesday, December 29th and returning to New York City the following Tuesday, January 5th. I currently have an arrest warrant out for me in Dallas (bring it, pigs!), so rather than do my usual "drive without a legal license" thing that I typically do when home, I think it best I rely on the kindness of strangers this time.

So, if you live in Dallas and you have a car, I'm looking at you. That means you, Brian. And you, too, sister Susan. And probably a few other people I don't really care to see, but if it means getting me from point A to point B and then drunkenly off to point C before being safely returned to point A...fine. There's always point D, of course, but that's a mistake for both of us. Anyway, if you're in Dallas and want to buy me a drink or seven, let me know.


Blogger JMW said...

Now we know what you have to name the strip club you will one day own: Point D.

December 8, 2009 at 10:34 PM  
Blogger Bubbles von BonBon said...

Why on earth are you coming over NYE's? Well. I won't drive you anywhere. And I won't buy you any drinks. But maybe...just maybe...I might bum cigarettes from you if I get tipsy enough.

December 9, 2009 at 8:51 AM  
Anonymous Susan said...

Sister Susan might drive you around... if you are nice... and you let me hang out with you!

December 10, 2009 at 10:34 PM  
Blogger Kraig Smith said...

Susan---let's not go crazy. Driving me around will be sufficient, but thanks anyway for the offer to hang out, too.

Bubbles---my cigarettes are yours to bum, even if you pretend to be tipsy when you're not.


December 10, 2009 at 10:56 PM  

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