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Last week was not only ego-busting, but wallet-busting, too. Everything that could go wrong...did, and almost every bet that could be lost...was lost. The numbers below speak for themselves. Warning: Not for young children, the squeamish, or the faint of heart.

Last Week:

Against the Spread: 3-11-1
Mortal Locks: 0-3
Net Profit: $-181.30

Overall Totals:

Against the Spread: 67-59-2 (.571)
Mortal Locks: 16-11 (.667)
Net Profit: $28.88

Week 11 (road teams are always listed first)

1) Cleveland (+3.5) vs. Detroit: Detroit

2) Buffalo (+9) vs. Jacksonville: Buffalo

3) Pittsburgh (-11) vs. Kansas City: Kansas City

4) Indianapolis (-2.5) vs. Baltimore: Indianapolis

5) Atlanta (+7) vs. NY Giants: NY Giants

6) San Francisco (+6) vs. Green Bay: Green Bay

7) Seattle (+11) vs. Minnesota: Seattle

8) Washington (+11) vs. Dallas: Dallas

9) New Orleans (-11) vs. Tampa Bay: New Orleans
10) Arizona (-9) vs. St. Louis: Arizona

11) NY Jets (+11) vs. New England: New England

12) Cincinnati (-10) vs. Oakland: Cincinnati

13) San Diego (-7) vs. Denver: San Diego
14) Philadelphia (-3) vs. Chicago: Philadelphia

15) Tennessee (+4) vs. Houston: Tennessee

16) Miami (+3) vs. Carolina: Carolina

Mortal Lock #1: San Diego
Mortal Lock #2: Philadelphia
Mortal Lock #3: NY Giants

Bets:

1) San Diego: $30 to win $30
2) Philly: $30 to win $25
3) NY Giants: $20 to win $17.39
4) SD, NYG, Philly, Detroit: $5 to win $61.92