The Only Cake I Won't Eat

Upon visiting my local Dunkin Donuts this fine morning, a location shared with a Baskin Robbins, I saw a poster for a selection of holiday-themed ice cream cakes. I do so love ice cream cake...perhaps more than regular cake (which says a lot). But is there anything less appetizing than this?



Mmmm, nothing says Thanksgiving dessert like a glistening turkey made of ice cream and cake. Really, it's the shine which makes this cake so nauseating.

Alright, I'd still eat it...but I'd make many jokes while pretending not to enjoy it.