Tuesday, November 16, 2010

The Third Most Humiliating Thing Is...

...photo-shopping my own love handles out of a picture.
The second most humiliating thing is realizing I only know how to do this in MS Paint. Badly.
And the most humiliating thing? Just giving the fuck up and asking a 22-year-old girl I met in an Atlantic City bar to do it for me....while explaining to her it was only because I was wearing my jeans too high that day.
Dignity is dead.
Thanks to my friend Jeanette O'Keefe for throwing a "Portrait Party" this past weekend. She's super talented even when her subjects aren't. You can check out more of her work here.


Blogger Morgan said...

now you just have childbearing hips

December 6, 2010 at 9:00 AM  

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