Obama: Socialist, Muslim, Lover of the White Women

All of conservative America's fears are now fully realized. Obama, the coolest guy in the room, wants your guns, your money and now your women, too.

Actually, this may not be as bad as it looks. Here's a frame-by-frame analysis suggesting that Obama didn't really look. Much.

But really, how priceless is the look on Sarkozy's face? That's the dude I want to party with. Not Obama.