Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Warning: The Regal Beagle Serves Strong Drinks

Joyce DeWitt, the now 60-year-old co-star of Three's Company (and the far hotter roommate than any of her bimbo blonde counterparts), was arrested in Southern California over the weekend and cited for suspicion of driving drunk. Police said they suspected something was amiss when during her sobriety test she repeatedly referred to herself as Janet and attempted to hide behind a couch until it was safe to run back into the kitchen...whereupon she attempted to stuff Jack's girlfriend into a closet so that Mr. Furley would not suspect Jack was anything other than a gay man who was barred from marrying due to Proposition 8. Police saw no such couch and promptly arrested her.

4 Comments:

Blogger lmha said...

Hilarious from beginning to end.

July 8, 2009 at 4:20 PM  
Anonymous Brian said...

I'm as partial to brunettes as the next guy, but in no way was Janet hotter than Crissy.

July 9, 2009 at 10:29 AM  
Blogger Kraig Smith said...

http://www.joycedewitt.com/images/joyce_dewitt_4.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/threescompanynumber1fan/Joyce_DeWitt9.JPG

Gonna have to disagree, Brian. Also...very disappointed in you.

July 9, 2009 at 7:10 PM  
Anonymous Brian said...

Don't be disappointed. I was more attracted to Janet, but if the criteria is "hotness" then Crissy wins, much in the same way that Daphne is hotter than Velma, but Velma is the one that did it for me (and that was even BEFORE she was played by Lindsay Weir).

Also: http://www.booksmoviesandmore.com/AuctionPics/1SuzanneSomers.jpg

July 10, 2009 at 12:09 PM  

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