And the award for most hated couple goes to...

Michael Phelps and Carrie Prejean.

This is the very opposite of an "opposite" couple, so Miss California is nothing if not consistent in her beliefs. And Phelps is, well, Phelps. If they should breed (God, help us) their children will inevitably become Super Soldiers...mindless dolts capable of wiping out entire armies (preferably water-based armies) with their amazing physical talents.

This is so high school.