I am Seth Rogen.

Just shorter. And now, thanks to his recent diet, fatter. And less funny. Whatever. I'm Seth Rogen. Here's a newly unearthed video of him doing stand-up comedy in a nightclub at the age of 13 (evidently Canada has no child humor laws). Either every 13-year-old Jewish boy looks alike, or I bear a strong resemblance to Rogen.